Golden Gardens · THCa Flower
Uncle Snoop
5.0 · 24 reviews
$35.00$60.00
3.5 grams · $10.00 per gram
A dessert-sweet indica hybrid for the hour after everything’s done. Vanilla cream up front, gas and pine underneath.
- Lab tested
- Living soil
- Discreet shipping
The experience
Uncle Snoop opens light and easy, then settles into a slow, heavy-bodied calm. It’s the jar you reach for when the evening is yours — a film, a long dinner, a quiet couch.
Strain profile
- Lineage: Sunset Sherbet × Wedding Cake
- Type: indica-dominant hybrid
- Aroma: vanilla frosting, berry candy, fuel, pine
- Grown in living soil, slow-dried and hand-trimmed
Lab results
Every batch is tested by an independent lab for potency and contaminants. The current batch tests at 26.02% THCa and 26.68% total cannabinoids.
Shipping & guarantee
Ships in plain, smell-proof packaging. First-time customers are covered by the Golden Guarantee.
Important information
For adults 21 and over. Hemp-derived and compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill (≤0.3% Δ9-THC by dry weight). THCa converts to THC when heated. Do not drive or operate machinery after use.
The story
An evening, kept in a jar.
Two dessert strains, one patient cure. Sunset Sherbet brings the sweetness; Wedding Cake brings the weight. Together they make a flower that smells like a bakery and finishes like a long exhale.
We grow it in living soil, dry it slowly and trim it by hand, so the buds stay dense, sticky and full of character.
At a glance
The numbers behind the calm.
Terpene profile
Sweet on top, gas underneath.
Terpenes shape how a flower smells and tastes. These five lead Uncle Snoop’s profile, in order of presence.
- 01
Limonene
Bright citrus peel
- 02
Caryophyllene
Black pepper, warm spice
- 03
Myrcene
Earth, ripe fruit
- 04
Nerolidol
Soft wood, floral
- 05
β-Pinene
Fresh pine
How to enjoy
Take it slow.
- 01
Start small
One small inhale is enough to begin. Uncle Snoop is potent.
- 02
Give it time
Wait 10–15 minutes and see how you feel before taking more.
- 03
Settle in
Best saved for evenings at home, when there’s nowhere you need to be.
Reviews
What people are saying.
Questions
Good to know.
What is THCa flower?
THCa is the raw, non-intoxicating form of THC found in the living plant. When it’s heated, it converts to THC. THCa flower is hemp that is federally compliant on a dry-weight Δ9-THC basis.
Which size should I choose?
New to Uncle Snoop? Start with 3.5g. If it’s already a favourite, the larger sizes bring the price per gram down — the 28g works out to about $8 a gram.
How should I store it?
Keep the jar sealed, somewhere cool and dark. Light and heat break down terpenes, so stored well it will keep its aroma for months.
How is it shipped?
In plain, unbranded, smell-proof packaging. An adult 21+ may need to be present at delivery.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. For adults 21+ only. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Effects vary by person and batch.